The 106 Best Old Man Dog Names

Written by Maura Hoff
Published: December 25, 2023
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Whether you have a grumpy geezer or a distinguished gentleman for a four-legged friend, plenty of names suit their personality. Older human dog names are ironically perfect for a young pup, but they are also extremely fitting for your adopted senior dog. If your male dog is destined to be a curmudgeon, consider one of the best old man dog names to choose for your pup.

Classic Old Man Dog Names

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Most of their gray appears around the nose, muzzle, and eyes as dogs age.

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To begin, the perfect name for your dog can be ironic or a genuine reflection of his personality. Consider the following classic men’s names as options for your next furry friend.

  • James (Jimmy)
  • Kevin
  • Edward (Eddie)
  • Robert (Rob or Bob)
  • William (Will, Bill, or Billy)
  • Donald (Donnie)
  • David (Dave)
  • John
  • Kenneth (Ken)
  • Raymond (Ray)
  • Jack
  • Francis (Frankie)
  • Thomas (Tommy)
  • Paul
  • Charles (Charlie)
  • Howard (Howie)
  • Harold (Harry)
  • Roger
  • Frederick (Freddie)
  • Dale
  • Victor
  • Steven (Steve)

Grumpy Old Man Dog Names

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The English

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is the college mascot for the University of Georgia and Yale University.

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Some dogs naturally have a grumpy face. An English bulldog with classic teeth and rolls of skin can give a grumpy vibe appropriate for an older name. Sometimes, breeds like the Siberian husky appear grumpier than they are because of their facial expressions. Still, regardless of your dog breed, give your grumpy pooch the name it rightfully deserves.

  • Maxwell (Max)
  • Percy
  • Fraiser
  • Niles
  • Walter
  • Kurt
  • Timothy (Tim)
  • Melvin
  • Drew
  • Clyde
  • Cornelius
  • Eustace
  • Gregory (Greg)
  • Elmer
  • Russell (Russ)
  • Luther
  • Horace
  • Lloyd
  • Oscar
  • Wade
  • Virgil
  • Clarence

Cute Old Man Dog Names

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Likely, your dog is cute. Dogs are all cute in their own way, whether it’s personality or their physical appearance. Still, sometimes, an appropriate name can take that cuteness to the next level.

  • Jerry
  • Carl
  • Martin (Marty)
  • Leroy
  • Larry (Lawrence)
  • Bo
  • Bert and Ernie (perfect for two dogs)
  • Hank
  • Andrew (Andy)
  • Ed
  • Archie
  • Gilbert
  • Jeffrey
  • Wilbur
  • Floyd
  • Oliver (Ollie)

Old-Fashioned Old Man Dog Names

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Finally, an appropriate name for your distinguished gentleman. Whether your male four-legged friend is young or old, one of these names is perfect for their regal personality.

  • Winston
  • Woodrow
  • Theodore (Teddy)
  • Archibald
  • Bartholomew (Bartie)
  • Augustus (Gus)
  • Bartleby (Bartie)
  • Maximillian (Max)
  • Geoffrey (Geoff)
  • Reginald (Reggie)
  • Bernard (Bernie or “The Nard Dog” if you’re a fan of the show The Office)
  • Alistar

Old Man Dog Names Inspired By Famous Men

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Many people get inspired by their favorite celebrity, musician, or hero. The following dog names are perfect to represent your interests and personality. Don’t be afraid to get creative with your senior dog name!

  • Tom Sellick
  • Ed Asner
  • Bryan Cranston
  • Tommie Lee Jones
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Richard Gere
  • Denzel Washington
  • Harrison Ford
  • Richard Simmons
  • Paul Simon
  • Bruce Springsteen
  • Elton John
  • Guy Fieri
  • Edgar Allan Poe
  • Lewis (inspired by the author C. S. Lewis)
  • George (inspired by the author George R. R. Martin)
  • Tolkien (inspired by the author J. R. R. Tolkien)
  • Timothée Chalamet
  • Elvis Presley
  • Marvin Gaye

Old Man Dog Names Inspired By Fictional Characters

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Statistically, dogs are the most popular pets in the world.

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Channel your inner book-lover or sitcom enthusiast and give your dog an elderly name from a fictional world. Don’t be afraid to get creative!

  • Carl Fredricksen (the old man in the Pixar movie Up)
  • Ron Swanson (one of the main characters on NBC’s hit show Parks and Recreation)
  • Stanley Hudson (one of the characters on NBC’s hit show, The Office)
  • Michael Scott (the main character on NBC’s hit show, The Office)
  • Dwight Schrute (one of the characters on NBC’s hit show, The Office)
  • Walter White (the main character on the show Breaking Bad)
  • Ted Lasso (the main character on the show, Ted Lasso)
  • Peter Griffin (the patriarch of the show Family Guy)
  • Brian Griffin (the dog on the show Family Guy)
  • Walker (inspired by the hit show Walker, Texas Ranger)
  • Cosmo Kramer (one of the main characters on the show Seinfeld)
  • Jerry Seinfeld (the main character on the show, Seinfeld)
  • Freddie Kruger (the villain in the movie Nightmare on Elm Street)
  • Albus Dumbledore (one of the major characters in the book series Harry Potter)

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About the Author

Maura Hoff is a writer at A-Z Animals where her primary focus is dogs, travel, and hiking. She has been writing for over 10 years and earned a Bachelor’s Degree in Communications from Pennsylvania State University in 2016. When Maura isn't writing, she spends time with her husband and two Golden Retrievers, Basil and Sunny, in the Colorado mountains. Her passions are cooking, reading, music, and quoting her favorite show, The Office.

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